Simona Halep the 17 year old tennis player from Romania has decided to remove her 34DD boobs. Reports say that she has already made an appointment for this fall to get breast reduction surgery. I did not know the exact date of the procedure, for all I know her huge boobs could be gone, or are just clinging on to their last days as I type this. Now Simona, you know you can change your mind right? Anna Kournikova didn't need to play well to become famous. Hell she never even won a tournament. Odds are she rolled in more cash than most of the greats just based on her god given abilities...or I mean looks. She had no abilities. Well atleast not on the tennis court. Simona you are letting down all your fans. I know the boobs slow you down and hurt your range of motion on the ground strokes. Think about the other strokes all your fans accomplish while "admiring" you. Its a fair trade in the end. You are probably making a lot more people happy this way, rather than being selfish and trying to better yourself in your career. Thats just blasphomy!! How dare you!!......Don't forget you won the Junior French Open last year, and that was with monster boobs. They may be good luck. Now do you really want to take the chance of chopping them off?
Well I'm not sure if they have been eliminated or not. Hopefully there is still time to save them. A moment of silence and lets look back on the good days....
**** on a side note. How come when I tried to put the pictures at the end of this post they automatically go to the top? I had the curser below the last paragraph and did the insert photo option. WTF!?!?! I suck at life......and blogging.
***** Another side note. My friend Joel is awesome and fixed it for me. I think he is great and not an asshole.
***** Another side note. My friend Joel is awesome and fixed it for me. I think he is great and not an asshole.
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