Andre Agassi + Crystal Meth = A Clean House

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In Andre Agassi's soon-to-be released autobiography he admitted to using crystal meth in 1997.  In which he failed a drug test administered by the ATP.  He told the ATP that he might of accidentally or unknowingly took the substance.  He claimed that he drank a soda that was spiked with meth, by his assistant.  This seemed like a good enough excuse and Agassi was not penalized for the failed drug test.

He wrote about his first time taking meth:  "I snort some. I ease back on the couch and consider the Rubicon I've just crossed,". 

"There is a moment of regret, followed by vast sadness. Then comes a tidal wave of euphoria that sweeps away every negative thought in my head. I've never felt so alive, so hopeful — and I've never felt such energy."

"I'm seized by a desperate desire to clean. I go tearing around my house, cleaning it from top to bottom. I dust the furniture. I scour the tub. I make the beds."

The book seems like an interesting read.  I'll have to check it out.  I'm sure his transformation early life and failed marriage to actress/model Brooke Shields to his now family man, charity working, being married to fellow tennis legend Steffi Graf.  Should be good stuff.

Anyone with a maid or owns a hotel with cleaning ladies.  Time to crack out the meth and get the work done in half the time.