Thursday, December 31, 2009

The Blog That Started It All...

This blog is from January 18, 2008.  I wrote this on my myspace after watching a match between Roddick and Philipp Kohlschreiber at the Australian Open.  Going into the match I didn't like Andy Roddick, but I didn't really hate him either.  On this day, and after showing just how big a piece of shit he is, I have despised Roddick ever since.  Enjoy.


Okay, so I just got done watching the amazing and almost flawless tennis match between Germany's Phillip Kohlschreiber and the United States' own Andy "douche" Roddick. Both players played amazing and each made hardly any errors. Kohlschreiber won in a marathon of a 5-set match. That is not what i'm writing about so lets get to the good stuff.

This is about the actions and sportsmanship of Andy Roddick. There was a specific point where Kohlschreiber hit the line, but Roddick anticipated incorrectly that the ball would land out and chose not to attempt to play the point. Well the ball landed in. Which put "assgoblin" Roddick on tilt. Even after an official challenge where they use computer synthesized replays it showed the ball obviously hitting the line. There were other camera angles and it was in major agreement by all announcers in the booth that the point was obviously good, and a good call. Well this wasn't good enough for "asshat Andy". During the change-over where the players are able to sit down and get a drink of water he proceeded to yell at the chair umpire. The gem of his tantrum was "I bet you dropped out of school when you were in second grade. Is this the job you get if you drop out of school?" Then stood up and yelled to the crowd. "HEY KIDS!! STAY IN SCHOOL." What a class act "jugglenuts" Roddick is.

Although it was kind of entertaining and fulfilling ot watch. I love it when the "golden boy" proves once again to be nothing but fool's gold. The American savior of tennis is choking under the pressure. Its a beautiful thing to watch this guy fail......Okay lets pan away for a second and go to Roddick's coach. The great Jimmy Connors. Standing up and yelling like an old "red-nosed" drunk. Hmmmmm I wonder why its so hard to like you Andy.

So with this loss "Captain America" Andy's chances of getting another major (he got lucky a few years ago, somehow.) slowly fade away. Which I guess is a good thing. Hopefully retirement is on the horizon. I would say it gets old watching you be Federer's, Nadal's, Djokovic's, Davydenko's bitch. But you actually have to make it past the 3rd round to play them. So you can be the jobber to legends like Philip Kohlschreiber, Carlos Moya, Sebastian Grosjean's of the world. But its kinda fun to watch you melt down and show the true colors of your "turddom" to the world. So when the day you do retire it will be quite bitter-sweet. I'm sure you will be missed. Just not by the person at the keyboard right now.

So Andy, GET OFF MY TV SCREEN. Pack your shit up and catch your plane. You played a great match. Some of the best tennis i've seen in awhile. Its the extra-curicular garbage that I will remember. So when you get home go sit in the corner for 10 minutes. Brats need to be treated like brats.

Mardy Fish can join you. He had a meltdown and whined his way to a loss as well. Maybe you guys can share a blankey on the ride home. Hopefully your homies James Blake, and the Williams' sisters will join you back in the homeland soon. I have nothing against the remaining American Sam Querrey. Because when I hear his name all i can say is "Who?". Sammy will be done today. Novak Djokovic will make quick and hopefully painless work of Mr. Querrey. It was good knowing you. I ask one question before your demise. "Did your last name get you tons of teasing as a kid?"

So in conclusion. "Chode" Andy Roddick and the rest of the Americans are an embarrassment. I haven't seen such whiners and crybabies since i picked my nephew and niece up from daycare a few years ago. So to the rest of the Americans left. (what few 'overrated' chumps you are.) Please lose soon and get off my television screen. I want to see true classy champions play.

AMERICA!! FUCK YEAH!!!

Here is the video clip of the incident:


Hope everyone has a safe and happy new year.  The 2010 tennis season begins on Monday, hopefully it will be just as good as 2009.

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