Oink Oink Oink Tommy Haas has Swine Flu.

Germany's top ranked mens tennis player Tommy Haas who is #17 in the world is improving after being diagnosed with swine flu.

"I did a test because I suspected I had swine flu.  The test was positive." said Haas.  "Of course it was a shock for me".

Tommy Haas pulled out of the tournament in Stockholm, Sweden last month after becoming ill.  At first he thought it was just the normal flu, but had himself tested anyways when he wasn't improving much.  He pulled out of this weeks Swiss Indoor tournament in Basel, and is not expected to play in next weeks Masters Series event in Paris.

Probably was listening to Shakira making out with Chad.  Thats how he contracted "the swine" along with God knows what else.... Scoliosis?