My Outlook on Some Womens Player's "Fortunes" for 2012.

Women are much harder to read.  You know, with all them hormones and stuff.  Crystal ball is a little foggy.

Victoria Azarenka:  Shocked she didn't come down with an illness, or take a header into the pavement on a jog forcing her out of the tournament.  Not only did she avoid those things she showed a consistent power game that blew off the rest of the competition.  Azarenka will have her dips, and meltdowns still, but they will be less frequent and she will be a factor in all tournaments she enters.

Petra Kvitova:  Nasty serve out-wide.  Wimbledon favorite.  She just needs to work on consistency and fitness.  Fast surfaces fit her best and will be tough to beat while playing on them.  She'll underwhelm on clay.

Serena Williams:  "All eyes on me".  Body seems to be breaking down from what I would imagine is taking too many "roids" or "HGH".  For someone who hates the game and hates to work out or do anything athletic, she is built like a "brick shithouse".  This "I'm girly at heart" routine isn't fooling anyone.  "Girly girls" don't have fits of roid' rage at the U.S. Open 2 years in a row.  Unfortunately Serena will probably win a Grand Slam this year.  Either Wimbledon or the U.S. Open.

Venus Williams:  Like Andy Roddick, washed up.  But Venus has the bigger penis of the two.

Maria Sharapova:  Somebody take her vocal chords out.  She will continue to choke on the biggest of stages.  No Grand Slam titles for you, Maria.  Way too inconsistent on ground strokes.

Jelena Jankovic:  Supposedly she worked out extremely hard in the off-season.  I think she will make a comeback and be a threat to hang around in the Top 5.  She still doesn't have the power game, or mental toughness to win a slam, but she will hang in there and make the quarterfinals and a semifinal or two.

Ana Ivanovic:  Meh.  Improved from last year, but that isn't saying much.
Simona Halep:  Proof that smaller boobs is better for the forehand.  Still isn't any good though.
Vera Zvonareva:  Last 2 years were "her run".  Look for her to start fading and falling off.
Svetlana Kuznetsova:  Her days as a Grand Slam title contender are over.
Na Li:  When she isn't "choking" she is quite good.  She may contend for a Slam this year.
Kim Clijsters:  You are always injured because you are no longer committed.  Retire already.
Sabine Liscki:  Nice story, but a one trick pony with the serve. Stuck in the 3rd-4th round range.
Andrea Petkovic:  If she fully recovers from back injury she is very serviceable and good.
Dinara Safina:  Does she play tennis anymore?
Agnieszka Radwanska:  Put Lisicki's serve with Radwanska's ground strokes and you have a new #1.
Francesca Schiavone:  So fun to watch,  but her only shot to compete with the big girls is on clay.
Samantha Stosur:  Bi-Polar. I'm not sure if i'm more confused over her game or if she is a lesbian.
Caroline Wozniacki:  None more annoying.  From her laugh to her overconfidence.  Pusher's suck.